super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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