Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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