Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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