Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
