The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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