their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
