Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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