I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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