hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So squirting runs in the family.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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