Do vagina's smell?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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