Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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