She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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