I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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