love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
