I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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