What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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