Please, let me fuck your mom
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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