So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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