I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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