I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
