Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Porn is love you can see.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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