your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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