I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have post one night stand depression
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