it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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