Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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