I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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