Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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