I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have post one night stand depression
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