you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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