He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
