Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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