She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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