First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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