I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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