We named our party play list daddy issues
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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