How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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