So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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