Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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