Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
