Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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