i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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