Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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