Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
how drunk are you?
Several
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
