I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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