Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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