Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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