So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I woke up under a house in Key West
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