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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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