You don't have asthma, your pregnant
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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