dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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