i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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