I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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